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Daily Archives: July 3, 2008
[audio] Arizona Burned To Stop California Wildfire
Having A Gardener Is A Wonderful Hobby
If you had asked me three years ago if I was ever going to have a gardener, I probably would have thought you were out of your tree. Sure, I loved…
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Student Snaps Awake Upon Hearing Word ‘Hydroponics’
COLLEGE STATION, TX–Texas A&M sophomore Bryan Datillo was jolted from a light sleep during a Botany 101 lecture Monday, when his professor, discussing the various methods by which experimental hybrid crops are developed, uttered the word “hydroponics.” “I was kind of dozing off, but then I heard Professor Guyer say ‘hydroponics,’” Datillo said. “I was [...]
Temperature Of Coffee Expected To Rise Nine Degrees By End Of 21st Century
WASHINGTON, DC—A report released by the Union of Concerned Dietitians stated that not only will the temperature of coffee increase by nearly…
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Bald Eagles Thriving
A recent survey indicated that bald eagles would soon be taken off the endangered-species list. What do you think?
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Bush Acknowledges Existence Of Carbon Dioxide
"We can no longer ignore the facts — carbon dioxide is real," Bush said.
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Nameless Hurricane That Much More Terrifying
MIAMI—Thousands have already fled the popularly dubbed "Hurricane That Shall Not Be Named," to escape its destructive winds and chilling impersonality.
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I Refuse To Let Some Beached Whale Ruin Our Family Outing
Joshua! Kylie! Help your father and me unload the minivan. You can take care of the lighter things, like the mini-cooler and the badminton net. Daddy will carry the poles. Take your beach towels, too, and don’t forget that Ziploc bag with the sunscreen. I don’t want you kids getting sunburns. They say the worst [...]
Stuffed-Animal Biodiversity Rising
WASHINGTON, DC–According to a World Wildlife Fund study released Monday, stuffed-animal biodiversity is rapidly rising, with the number of species available in plush form up nearly 800 percent since 1990.
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EPA To Drop ‘E,’ ‘P’ From Name
WASHINGTON, DC—Days after unveiling new power-plant pollution regulations that rely on an industry-favored market-trading approach to cutting mercury emissions, EPA Acting Administrator Stephen Johnson announced that the agency will remove the “E” and “P” from its name. “We’re not really ‘environmental’ anymore, and we certainly aren’t ‘protecting’ anything,” Johnson said. “‘The Agency’ is a name [...]
How To Make Your First $1000 Online
This is the 1st in a new Series of Articles on Online Marketing
Article 01 - Understanding The Basics
How To Make Your First $1,000 Online
I got the inspiration to write this today for you, as many of you know, I have been marketing online for the last 10 years, and have been fortunate to have made [...]
The double cross that freed Betancourt
Spy at the centre of the Farc rebel group’s command laid the way for her release
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Zambia denies reports of leader’s death
President Levy Mwanawasa reported to have died after suffering a stroke
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Big Oil’s Iraq deals are the greatest stick-up in history
Comment is free America: Naomi Klein: The country’s invaders should be paying billions in reparations not using the war as a reason to pillage its richest resource
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Lost scenes from Fritz Lang’s Metropolis found in Argentina
Critics say restored version of 1927 classic throws light on ‘baffling’ movie
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Secret report: biofuel caused food crisis
Biofuels have forced global food prices up by 75% according to leaked World Bank figures
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On the Shaftsbury
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Cheery late afternoon on Shaftsbury Ave. in London.
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Winemaker with America at her feet
Business & economics: The Friday interview: As one of the third generation of the world’s largest private winery, Gina Gallo is taking America’s favourite brand upmarket
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Travellers to Africa risk deadly malaria
Science & environment: Migrants travelling between Britain and Africa mistakenly believe they are immune to the disease
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Who needs Friends?
Arts & entertainment: Ross, Rachel et al are coming to the big screen, but are Hollywood remakes of much loved TV shows
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‘That’s a big bowl of get my ass out of here’
Arts & entertainment: Curb Your Enthusiasm star Jeff Garlin tells John Patterson about Wall-E and his comic career
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Venus slams Dementieva
Sports: Venus and Serena Williams will play their third Wimbledon final against each other tomorrow
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Get the point
Travel, life & style: It’s goodbye to those cutesy round-toe pumps. Pointed-toe shoes are back with a vengeance
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McCain’s campaign team reshuffled
Republican campaign will run new ads in the mid-western states
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The survival specialist
Travel, life & style: Who better than Martha Beck to write self-help books?
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