Bush Vows To Remove Toxic Petroleum From National Parks

WASHINGTON, DC–Vowing to “restore the pristine splendor of America’s natural treasures,” President Bush Monday unveiled “Project: National Parks Clean-Up,” an ambitious program to remove all toxic petrochemical deposits from national parks by 2004.

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