I Refuse To Let Some Beached Whale Ruin Our Family Outing
Joshua! Kylie! Help your father and me unload the minivan. You can take care of the lighter things, like the mini-cooler and the badminton net. Daddy will carry the poles. Take your beach towels, too, and don’t forget that Ziploc bag with the sunscreen. I don’t want you kids getting sunburns. They say the worst skin damage occurs when you’re young. Joshua? Kylie? Why are you still in the van? You haven’t even unbuckled your seatbelts. Let’s go!
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